Are you Drunk?

Originally shared on Sims Amino on July 1, 2016

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Toki: Ugh, I'm so tired. Why are there so many idiots at my school? *walks towards his bedroom*

Yuudai: Welcome home~_(^◇^*)ノﾞ

Toki: *stops and backpedals to the balcony doors* What the hell are you doing in my apartment?

Yuudai: Oh don't be like that~*hic* ヽ(｡ゝω・｡)ﾉ

Toki: Are you drunk?

Yuudai: NO *hic* no *hic* okay maybe just a little~

ヾ (＞﹏ ⊙〃)ノ

Toki: Ugh, you reek of booze. Come on, get out.

Yuudai: Nooo~ Don't make me leave~ (ノ><)ノ

Yuudai: *stops and stares at him intently*

Toki: *super uncomfortable* W-What? (-_-メ)

Yuudai: You have really pretty eyes.

Toki: ...what

Yuudai: And you have nice lips.

Toki: ...where are you going with this?

Yuudai: Mind if I have a taste?

Toki: !?

~Shortly~

Toki: *sitting in irritated silence*

Yuudai: Why did you slap me?

Toki: Because you don't just go kissing random people! I don't care if you're drunk, you just don't do that!

Yuudai: But you're not a random person.

Toki: I may be your friend's younger brother, but I don't know anything about you. Other than the fact that you're an irritating drunk.

Yuudai: *stands up and moves to the other side of the couch so he can see Toki's face*

Yuudai: Well, we could get to know each other then. We could be friends.

Toki: Get your hand off my head. I don't want you kissing me again.

Yuudai: Tch, so close.

Toki: SO YOU WERE PLANNING ON DOING IT AGAIN, YOU ASS

Yuudai: ...You wanna know why I went drinking?

Toki: Not really.

Yuudai: I broke up with my girlfriend today.

Toki: She finally realized how obnoxious you are?

Yuudai: You misunderstand. I broke up with HER. She seemed to be enjoying spending time with me, but I just couldn't feel that spark. I never do. So I broke it off with her.

Toki: ...Why were you upset enough to go get drunk then?

Yuudai: Because of the look of hurt in her eyes when I said it. She looked like I'd just told her that a close family member of hers had died.

Toki: So the guilt got to you.

Yuudai: I guess. Even if I break it off with the girls I date because it's not working for me, it still hurts to do it. I hate to hurt them.

Toki: ...

Yuudai: You sure we can't be friends?

Toki: I don't need your friendship. You're irritating.

Yuudai: ...Alright, now we're friends.

Toki: I said I didn't want to be your friend!

Yuudai: You said exactly what your brother said back when he first met me. So now we are friends.

Toki: ...I'm seriously considering throwing you over the railing.

Yuudai: My head hurts. Let me just lay here for awhile.

Toki: Do I look like a pillow to you!?

Yuudai: (∪｡∪)｡｡｡zzz

Toki: Infuriating. He's absolutely infuriating.

Toki: ...Wonder what he'd do if I shaved off his eyebrows?

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