Having "The Talk"

Originally shared on Sims Amino on June 8, 2016

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Ren: Haru, we need to have a talk.

Haru: Sure dad. What's up?

Ren: I'm terrible about these things, but here goes.

Haru: Yes?

Ren: Now that your boyfriend has moved in, I think it's time we had "the Talk."

Haru: Dad.

Ren: You see, son, when two sims love each other very much...

Haru: Dad.

Ren: ...they get these...urges, if you will, to be closer.

Ren: And those urges can lead to very...intimate moments.

Haru: dAD

Ren: And I just wanted to explain to you what those intimate moments are--

Haru: DAD STOP

Haru: Dad, you do realize I'm almost 18? And that mom already gave me the talk years ago?

Ren: ...I knew that. I was just reminding you.

Haru: (ーー;)

~5 minutes later in Haru's room...~

Haru: I think my dad is losing it. He just tried to give me the woohoo talk.

Alex: ...

Haru: ...?

Haru: Heh, long day, huh.

Alex: Zz(´-ω-｀*)

Haru: ...

Haru: ...I wanna kiss him so bad right now.

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